story time.

so i just took a lunesta as i've got 12 hours before i have to be up and for the first time in a long time i want a decent, uninterrupted night's sleep.

as i pulled the bottle out of the night stand drawer, i opened it only to find i still had one of the sample ambien tablets they gave me...it made me smile to think of the last time i took the ambien...it was QUITE a night.

i thought you'd all enjoy a good laugh at my expense...so here's to story time!

the setting: my first apartment at canyon. it was just me, which makes this story even more hilarious. i had taken the ambien and it typically kicked in relatively fast...this night was no exception.

i was trying to finish up a little bit of homework before i crashed for the night (the two really don't mix, i promise). i went out into my living room to get something, and didn't realize just HOW strongly it had hit me yet.

my backpack was laying on the couch where i threw it when i came home. however.

i didn't think it was a backpack.

no, no. i was 100% totally convinced my backpack laying on the couch....was a Muppet character.
what's more - is that not only was i CONVINCED it was the character, but i sat and had a conversation with it.

yaaaah. i have no idea what the conversation was about, but i definitely remember sitting there talking to it.

i promise there was no alcohol involved, just a sleeping pill.

my humiliation = your reading pleasure :-)